doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

assiest:

can you hold this for a sec?

*hands you my dick*

dealings:

well 2012 was shit

(Source: lilboobs)